Archive For 2006

everyone should be scared of this man.

(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn’t I.)

There’s a thin line between cute and creepy. So, I suppose it’s up to you whether this is adorable or “Village of the Damned” material…

As seen on Wimp.com
-Joe

Subject line: “XP PRO, OFFICE 2003 AND ALL AT ONLY $12-60 EACH, WE GIVE U LICENSE black”

Body of email:

“drew raise sandwich different slow. allow fly social? embarrass drew happened evening speaking.
motor human prison, you teach or am benefit force.
wrong latter out? added turning a least. embarrass bought force least being.
letters he wrong. purpose beautiful human pride sugar. sandwich companion we different immediate.
appearance the or added hard.”

(I’d really like to buy this software, but, alas, there is NO FUCKING LINK OF ANY KIND TO CLICK ON.)

(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn’t I.)

Yet more proof that religion makes people completely and totally insane.

{ thanks to Joe Mammy }

{ Thanks to Christopher George }

An email I received today, from one “Jennefer Pearlene,” reads as follows:

“
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she drew side filled?
how companion window mentioned young young. night somewhere off fire whom,
pretty companion light here, principle appearance pride is suddenly disappoint. next why why?
embarrass news mischievous. drew did pretty music fly. latter disappoint am drew purpose.
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Subject line: “DONT PAY THOUSAND FOR SAME SOFTWARE, WE SELL AT ONLY $15-60 FOR ALL SOFTWARES leader”

SPAM, certainly; but here’s the really odd part: THERE’S NOTHING TO BUY. There is NO link to a web site. Nothing. The text printed above is the entirety of the message. (?????)

(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn’t I.)

{ from Cynical C blog }

This page is good too — featuring such rarities as “Flesh Eating Toad,” “Cyclops Fetal Skull,” and “Flying Eight Legged Vampire Goat.”

It occurs to me there is a strong resemblance between my Platypus Man and the Fejee Mermaid.

My true calling . . . ?