Archive For 2012
“A bow?” – YouTube, OR, “Our 2-year-old is a nut.” #KidsAreFunnyInsanePeople
Watching Nightmare Before Christmas and Olive realizes she can make us laugh by copying what someone says in a song …
JACK
If you please… Just a box with bright-colored paper. And the whole thing’s topped with a bow.
WITCHES
A bow? But why? How ugly! What’s in it? What’s in it?
JACK
That’s the point of the thing, not to know.
George Carlin: Chickens are decent people… : )
Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about come home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. Cause chickens are decent people.
– George Carlin
Romney Backer Who Forced Coal Workers To Attend Rally Unpaid Fires 160 | The New Civil Rights Movement
On Wednesday, the day after Barack Obama won re-election, and because Barack Obama won re-election, coal magnate Bob Murray gathered some of his employees together, read them a prayer, and then fired them.
Dear Lord:
The American people have made their choice. They have decided that America must change its course, away from the principals of our Founders. And, away from the idea of individual freedom and individual responsibility. Away from capitalism, economic responsibility, and personal acceptance.
We are a Country in favor of redistribution, national weakness and reduced standard of living and lower and lower levels of personal freedom.
My regret, Lord, is that our young people, including those in my own family, never will know what America was like or might have been. They will pay the price in their reduced standard of living and, most especially, reduced freedom.
The takers outvoted the producers. In response to this, I have turned to my Bible and in II Peter, Chapter 1, verses 4-9 it says, “To faith we are to add goodness; to goodness, knowledge; to knowledge, self control; to self control, perseverance; to perseverance, godliness; to godliness, kindness; to brotherly kindness, love.”
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Amen.
Apparently my kids (2 and 4) both enjoy the movie “Anchorman.” : )
So Olive hits the space bar in iTunes and the movie “Anchorman” starts playing. Turns out she and Oskar both find it incredibly amusing and want to keep watching it… : ) Will Ferrel makes Olive giggle a lot. And in the pool party scene were Ron has his shirt off Oskar says “Is he gonna turn into the Hulk?…” I love my kids.
The one person who should definitely NOT use a tablet. Especially a white tablet…
I thought this picture was neat — for about 8 seconds. Then I thought, “whoever’s idea this was has never touched an engine in their life…”
When you come out with a) an oil-and-grease-resistant tablet, or b) a tablet that you can control with your mind — then use the engine mechanic photo.
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