Saturday, May 16, 2009Life's little mysteries Some day when Oskar asks me where babies come from, I will tell him The Stork brings them. And when he asks me why people die, I will say The Stork took them. So watch out for The Stork -- he can come for you at any time. (Especially while you're sleeping.)
 
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About Me
Before assassinating JFK at the age of eight and fleeing to Cuba, the late Dustin Hansen single-handedly initiated a campaign to get popsicles shipped to Ethiopia. He has been awarded numerous grants by the American Association for Woman Taxidermists and has toured universities across the globe with his seminar "There is More Than One Way to Skin a Cat." In 1743 Hansen was one of three crippled midgets responsible for organizing the first Nudist Leper Colony For The Blind in Lithuania.
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