Before assassinating JFK at the age of eight and fleeing to Cuba, the late Dustin Hansen single-handedly initiated a campaign to get popsicles shipped to Ethiopia. He has been awarded numerous grants by the American Association for Woman Taxidermists and has toured universities across the globe with his seminar "There is More Than One Way to Skin a Cat." In 1743 Hansen was one of three crippled midgets responsible for organizing the first Nudist Leper Colony For The Blind in Lithuania.
In his later years he could be seen on dance circuits across Siberia where, on his off-hours, he struggled to liberate proletarian workers by giving each of them Nintendos and chocolate bars. After suffering a nervous collapse at age 12, he moved to Antarctica, where he lived and wrote plays and manifestos until his death. He is believed to have been swallowed by some kind of fish.
1 Comments:
At 6/17/2009 1:09 PM ,
Darren Lone Fight said...
I saw that invite as well. It's fucking amazing.
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