Thursday, July 16, 2009Dead Bird (For Lack Of A Better Title)  (But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)  
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About Me
Before assassinating JFK at the age of eight and fleeing to Cuba, the late Dustin Hansen single-handedly initiated a campaign to get popsicles shipped to Ethiopia. He has been awarded numerous grants by the American Association for Woman Taxidermists and has toured universities across the globe with his seminar "There is More Than One Way to Skin a Cat." In 1743 Hansen was one of three crippled midgets responsible for organizing the first Nudist Leper Colony For The Blind in Lithuania.
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