Happy Halloween
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Monday, October 31, 2005
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
New Humvees lack armor, say critics . . .
Rumsfeld's cost-cutting measures may leave troops unprotected.
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
Iraqi Election Ads
(This really shouldn't be funny. But I can't help it.)
{ Stolen from here }
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Mi hermano es un poco loco, tambien
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
Convenient New Terror Alert Chart For Iraq
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Protecting the Presidential Seal. No Joke.
"It has come to my attention that The Onion is using the presidential seal on its Web site," Grant M. Dixton, associate counsel to the president, wrote to The Onion on Sept. 28. (At the time, Mr. Dixton's office was also helping Mr. Bush find a Supreme Court nominee; days later his boss, Harriet E. Miers, was nominated.)
Citing the United States Code, Mr. Dixton wrote that the seal "is not to be used in connection with commercial ventures or products in any way that suggests presidential support or endorsement." Exceptions may be made, he noted, but The Onion had never applied for such an exception.
The Onion was amused. "I'm surprised the president deems it wise to spend taxpayer money for his lawyer to write letters to The Onion," Scott Dikkers, editor in chief, wrote to Mr. Dixton. He suggested the money be used instead for tax breaks for satirists.
Mardi Gras 2006?
Mardi Gras organizers in New Orleans promised that they will hold the celebration in February 2006 as planned, despite the destruction caused by Hurricane Katrina. What do you think?
Alvin McMichaels,
Roofer
"That sucks. You know how hard it is to get a chick to take off her dive mask, remove her rebreather, roll up her scuba suit, and show her tits?"
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Saturday, October 22, 2005
Japanese people are crazy
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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The Olsen Twins of the White Nationalist Movement
"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white."
April home-schools the girls, teaching them her own unique perspective on everything from current to historical events. In addition, April's father surrounds the family with symbols of his beliefs — specifically the Nazi swastika. It appears on his belt buckle, on the side of his pick-up truck and he's even registered it as his cattle brand with the Bureau of Livestock Identification.
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Thursday, October 20, 2005
Six Men Getting Sick, Six Times . . .
Buy the DVD here
****if for some reason you have trouble playing the video clip, you might need to download/install an xvid codec; 3ivx is free and highly recommended****
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Send me an email from Heaven, please, and let me know how things are going up there
The rapture: When all the believers in Jesus Christ, who have been born again, are taken up to heaven.
After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?
We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.
How is this accomplished, you might ask. It's a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.
If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that.
This rapture letter service is FREE and will hopefully gain the person you send it to an eternity in heaven.
After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?
We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.
How is this accomplished, you might ask. It's a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.
If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that.
This rapture letter service is FREE and will hopefully gain the person you send it to an eternity in heaven.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
'Let's went, before we are dancing at the end of a rope, without music."
(Identify that quote, and win one kiss on the bum.)
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
Ignore that man behind the curtain
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Friday, October 14, 2005
My hero!
About that, I have THIS to say:
Ну, знаете ли господа, до 1 апреля еще далеко...
У меня прекрасные дружеские с четырьмя психиатрани. Два из них кандидаты психиатрических наук, один профессор с всероссийским именем и один доктор наук тоже с нехилым послужным списком. Все практикуют, как в государственных, так и в часных клиниках. Я у них спросил. Мне уже предложили подлечиться, по дружбе. В общем ни один из них не в курсе о существовании Легиона Сатаны, и специальных бланков анкет - в глаза не видели. Отмазка про секретность организации - не прокатит. Двое из них имеют отношение к спецслужбам.
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Mystery Costume . . .
Before you click the links, guess who each of these is supposed to be and you'll win a prize.
(Hint: there are no wrong answers.)
A.
B.
If you guessed A.) the bastard offspring of Ronald Reagan and Sloth from "Goonies," and B.) the bastard offspring of Ronald Reagan and George Burns, you didn't win. (It's O.K., I lost, too.)
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
(Hint: there are no wrong answers.)
A.
B.
If you guessed A.) the bastard offspring of Ronald Reagan and Sloth from "Goonies," and B.) the bastard offspring of Ronald Reagan and George Burns, you didn't win. (It's O.K., I lost, too.)
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Fun with captions!
O.K., kids. It's your turn to come up with a caption for this picture. (Please put them in the Comments.) Have fun!
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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“I’ve written 29 plays. Isn’t that enough?”
Harold Pinter, one of my favorite playwrights, was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature.
"Pinter restored theatre to its basic elements: an enclosed space and unpredictable dialogue, where people are at the mercy of each other and pretence crumbles."
Pinter's work "uncovers the precipice under everyday prattle and forces entry into oppression's closed rooms".
Well said.
The War against Reason
"Pinter restored theatre to its basic elements: an enclosed space and unpredictable dialogue, where people are at the mercy of each other and pretence crumbles."
Pinter's work "uncovers the precipice under everyday prattle and forces entry into oppression's closed rooms".
Well said.
The War against Reason
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Thursday, October 13, 2005
Smurf Bombs
"We wanted something that was real war - Smurfs losing arms, or a Smurf losing a head - but they said no."
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Noah's Ark and Jesus Christ
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
Christopher Walken 2008
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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Saturday, October 08, 2005
Helpful Hints For Hookers
And don't forget these helpful pamphlets, too! :
Tips for Crackheads
The Lowdown on Shooting Up
Healthy Hormone Habits
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
"The Shining"
In what should be used as a perfect lesson in the power of editing, this clip proves that presentation is everything.
"Shining" trailer
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
"Shining" trailer
(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)
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