SilentMouth blog: January 2006

(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)

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Name: Dustin Hansen

Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

Before assassinating JFK at the age of eight and fleeing to Cuba, the late Dustin Hansen single-handedly initiated a campaign to get popsicles shipped to Ethiopia. He has been awarded numerous grants by the American Association for Woman Taxidermists and has toured universities across the globe with his seminar "There is More Than One Way to Skin a Cat." In 1743 Hansen was one of three crippled midgets responsible for organizing the first Nudist Leper Colony For The Blind in Lithuania.

In his later years he could be seen on dance circuits across Siberia where, on his off-hours, he struggled to liberate proletarian workers by giving each of them Nintendos and chocolate bars. After suffering a nervous collapse at age 12, he moved to Antarctica, where he lived and wrote plays and manifestos until his death. He is believed to have been swallowed by some kind of fish.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 And thank you to Jege! HOLY FUCK! THESE ARE SOME SCARY KIDS! (But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.) [ posted by kari @ 12:37 PM ] 0 comments Tuesday, January 24, 2006 TOO GOOD TO KEEP TO MYSELF! The perfect man? Oh, RIGHT HERE! (But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.) [ posted by kari @ 2:44 PM ] 5 comments	About Me Name: Dustin Hansen Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States Before assassinating JFK at the age of eight and fleeing to Cuba, the late Dustin Hansen single-handedly initiated a campaign to get popsicles shipped to Ethiopia. He has been awarded numerous grants by the American Association for Woman Taxidermists and has toured universities across the globe with his seminar "There is More Than One Way to Skin a Cat." In 1743 Hansen was one of three crippled midgets responsible for organizing the first Nudist Leper Colony For The Blind in Lithuania. In his later years he could be seen on dance circuits across Siberia where, on his off-hours, he struggled to liberate proletarian workers by giving each of them Nintendos and chocolate bars. After suffering a nervous collapse at age 12, he moved to Antarctica, where he lived and wrote plays and manifestos until his death. He is believed to have been swallowed by some kind of fish. View my complete profile My Schtuff web sites: PlatypusMan.com SilentMouth.com the Cadaver Politik blog SuicidalGod.com Links it's blog, it's blog... LeinGirlz3 topic drift from the desk of Esther Wilberforce- Packard the Cadaver Politik blog Previous Posts Dead Bird (For Lack Of A Better Title) The moral of Chuck Palahniuk's "RANT" Gathering Storm Memories: listening to Red Foxx standup on 8-track... Giant bugs on the road?... Happily Ever After Dream: Pin Darts War Bored cops. Nice. Life's little mysteries iBlogger test... Archives June 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 Current Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2006

And thank you to Jege!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

TOO GOOD TO KEEP TO MYSELF!

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