Make your own Chevy Tahoe Commercials on their site!

This one's nice (from a DU member)

Two more:

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ITMFA

ITMFA

What's it stand for? . . . Well, click on that motherfucker already!

Staring into the Abyss

So here's the ultimate game for a Monday.

Enjoy.

-Joe

Abbey rules . . .

Not that an explanation is required, but to preface: these images were all Abbey's idea. (If you're reading this blog, chances are you know who Abbey is; if not, it will suffice to say that she is the girl in the pictures.) For some reason she started referring to me as "The Little, Little Man" (??), hence these visual depictions . . .


"What a cute little little man"



"Little men are yummy!"



"I didn't know you were a Republican!"


That is one cool kid.



(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)

Seventh Seal trailer

11 MB

{ by PlatypusMan [me] with the help of Kari Larson }

(**This is a re-post -- for some strange reason, as Joe pointed out, this page disappeared completely from my archives. I can see it here, and it shows up in the search, yet it doesn't show up anywhere under "Edit posts" or in the February archives. Mysterious . . .)

(**If you have any issues playing the video, it's probably because you need the latest version of QuickTime 7 [don't worry, it's free and all].)



(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)

as if this should surprise anyone

everyone should be scared of this man.



(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)

Um

There's a thin line between cute and creepy. So, I suppose it's up to you whether this is adorable or "Village of the Damned" material...




As seen on Wimp.com
-Joe

And yet more COMPLETELY FUCKING POINTLESS BLOODY SPAM

Subject line: "XP PRO, OFFICE 2003 AND ALL AT ONLY $12-60 EACH, WE GIVE U LICENSE black"

Body of email:

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appearance the or added hard."

(I'd really like to buy this software, but, alas, there is NO FUCKING LINK OF ANY KIND TO CLICK ON.)



(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)

Wha???

Holy Spirit Enema

Yet more proof that religion makes people completely and totally insane.

{ thanks to Joe Mammy }

A Day In The Life Of Natalie Portman

{ Thanks to Christopher George }

Not just SPAM, but COMPLETELY FUCKING POINTLESS SPAM

An email I received today, from one "Jennefer Pearlene," reads as follows:

"
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she drew side filled?
how companion window mentioned young young. night somewhere off fire whom,
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Subject line: "DONT PAY THOUSAND FOR SAME SOFTWARE, WE SELL AT ONLY $15-60 FOR ALL SOFTWARES leader"

SPAM, certainly; but here's the really odd part: THERE'S NOTHING TO BUY. There is NO link to a web site. Nothing. The text printed above is the entirety of the message. (?????)



(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)

Captain America World War II Wallpaper

Toppings for the Communion Wafer

{ from Cynical C blog }

Side Show World

This page is good too -- featuring such rarities as "Flesh Eating Toad," "Cyclops Fetal Skull," and "Flying Eight Legged Vampire Goat."

It occurs to me there is a strong resemblance between my Platypus Man and the Fejee Mermaid.

My true calling . . . ?