W Girls

Humorous, or just creepy as hell somehow? You be the judge.









(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn't I.)

Man hit by falling dog

From correspondents in Warsaw
July 26, 2006

A MAN was bruised but alive after a Saint Bernard dog thrown out a two-storey window landed on him as he was walking down the street in the southern-Polish city of Sosnowiec.

The 50kg dog was pushed out of the window by its drunken owner, police said.

"The dog had a soft landing because it fell on a man," said police spokesman Grzegorz Wierzbicki.

"The dog escaped with just a few scratches."

"The man was also more in a psychological state of shock than physically hurt."

The one-year-old dog, named Oskar, was placed in an animal shelter while police investigate its owners for animal abuse.

Drunk wins bet, loses penis

July 21, 2006 - 10:04AM

A man who cut off his own penis in a drunken bet had it stitched back on by Latvian doctors, the first such operation in the country's history.
While heavily under the influence of alcohol, the 30-year-old made a bet with his friend for 1000 lats ($2360) that he would cut off his penis, according to a Latvian public television report.

He was brought to hospital bleeding severely yesterday.

"We have had a few cases with penis traumas, when it was half-cut or damaged, but this is the first time that it was totally cut off - and brought to hospital in a plastic bag," said microsurgeon Aivars Tihonovs from Gailezers hospital in the Latvian capital, Riga.

The operation lasted three and a half hours as doctors had to sew six nerves back together, according to media reports. "The first operation of this kind in the world was carried out in 1977, and it is still very rare," Tihonovs said, adding that such surgery was sometimes needed after bomb explosions.

The surgeon said that he was proud of his work but also "really angry that he (the patient) did it to himself".

Doctors said that it would take four or five days to assess if the operation was successful. It would take about half a year to be sure that the man's penis was functioning properly.
AFP

(Sorry, no pictures.)

Won't Somebody Please Adopt Pinky?

Come on! He's "Pet of the Week," people! We don't give that award to just anyone, you know.

(Be sure to watch all the way to the end.)

YouTube - Pinky the Cat