December 20, 2012Oskar says: “If Thor has a wooden hammer there’s no lightning but if it’s plastic then lightning comes out.”
December 14, 2012Tonight’s entertainment: Olive tries to rip a plastic hat from Oskar’s jaws. Both amused, cackling. #MyKidsAreOdd
December 1, 2012Oskar: “Dad look, it’s a head shock!” Me: “Head shock?” “Yeah, head shock!” (hedgehog : )
November 26, 2012Oskar eating a cookie: “These are terrifying!” (Still figuring out what certain words mean… : )
November 17, 2012Oskar points to his forehead. “Dad, look, it’s an ‘N’!” Me: “Why did you draw an ‘N’ on your forehead?” Oskar: “Just like Harry Potter!”
November 17, 2012Oskar kept attacking me & saying he’s a “scary black accordion with a sharp stinger!” (Eventually figured out he meant “scorpion.” : )