July 6, 2011
Warning: Don’t Draw Attention To Yourself While Swimming Or The Giant Floating Torso Will Shoot You With Her Laser Eyes
Or, “If the Giant Floating Torso Comes At You While Swimming, Throw Needles Into Her Eyes”
random
July 6, 2011
Think I might have found my new profile pic…
July 3, 2011
SPAM: “Holiday Special.” How patriotic.
I just feel like signing “God Bless America”…
July 3, 2011
The local Ghost Busters, leaving Burger King.
June 15, 2011
The dog says, “Woof!” The cow says, “Mein Fuhrer!”
June 9, 2011
SPAM email of the day – from good ol’ Birdbath
Other senders so far have included:
Wind Chimes
Litter Box
Flea Control Options
Closet Organizers
Undewear
Wigs
Strong Steel Building
Wheelchair Van
Portable Toilets
June 9, 2011
“Related to your post: Tadpoles & Butterflies” #WTF?
Oh, I get it! : I wrote “mice” and “mouse.” Which is related to tadpoles and… butterflies…? Hmm. Maybe it just picks random animals and combines them. Anyway, helpful! Thumbs up, Facebook!
June 7, 2011
Photo of the day: Duck Mask.
June 4, 2011
Web nerd humor.
June 3, 2011
Masked Monkeys. (Sleep tight, kids.)
Reminds me of the crucified masked monkeys in some photos by Joel Peter Witkin – only creepier…
[ source: BuzzFeed.com : http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/10-disturbing-photos-of-masked-monkeys ] [ thanks to @davidnett for the link ]