March 3, 2013
satire
February 17, 2013
Words of Divine Wisdom from @TheTweetOfGod
Every single word in the Bible is true. It’s only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
I used to think I didn’t have a “hobby”, but come to think of it I guess fucking your shit up counts.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Real nice planet you got there, humanity. Sure would be a shame if something were to happen to it. [Pause.] So, see you in church Sunday?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Today, be sure to tell your Old Testament wife she was worth tending her father’s flocks for seven years to buy ownership rights to.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 14, 2013
The lesson of “Green Eggs and Ham” is that your life will improve once you accept strange food from a stalker.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 12, 2013
Fuck it, I’m resigning too.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 11, 2013
Good stuff. : ) https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod
January 27, 2013
“Where was the hopelessness??” Ah, FOX. You crack me up.
September 19, 2012
13 powerful images of #MuslimRage !!!
http://m.gawker.com/5943828/13-powerful-images-of-muslim-rage
Now having said that… I also have to say this:
“If you commit violence because you think your invisible sky wizard is offended, fuck you.” — @RudePundit
September 7, 2012
Can’t … stop … giggling….. : “Edward and Bella” — A Bad Lip Reading of Twilight
[ thanks to my cousin Tyler for the link ]
April 4, 2012
