Archive For 2005

Thou Shalt Not Wank

(But killing’s O.K.)


Sex and the Faithful Soldier

ADD another item to the well-equipped soldier’s duffel. An evangelical radio ministry has developed a book kit meant to help soldiers protect their sexual purity, and is raising money to send 6,000 kits to chaplains who have requested them.

The kits, from New Life Ministries, which broadcasts on 150 stations nationally, is intended to promote Bible-based abstinence from pornography, adultery, nonmarital sex and masturbation. “Your goal is sexual purity,” the authors write. “You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife.”

Robertson to Dover: God Hates You

Robertson warns Pennsylvania voters of God’s wrath

Eight ‘intelligent design’ school board members lost election

Thursday, November 10, 2005; Posted: 5:27 p.m. EST (22:27 GMT)


WASHINGTON (Reuters) — Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting “intelligent design” and warned them Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck.

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city,” Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, “The 700 Club.”

“And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there,” he said.
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In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of sexual diversity.

Meanwhile, The vatican came out this week in support of the theory of evolution saying that “the faithful should listen to what secular modern science has to offer, warning that religion risks turning into “fundamentalism” if it ignores scientific reason.” So not everyone is insane.

Image fun

Scooter’s wacky, sexy side; or, “Not enough animal rape” . . .

Amazon.com: Reviews for The Apprentice : A Novel: Books: Lewis Libby

It’s gotten rave reviews, such as:


Not enough animal rape, November 4, 2005

Reviewer:Spiro Agnew’s headless corpse

This otherwise played out story had bear rape. As a bear raper I can say that the idea of turning the tables was quite erotic. But then there was no more animal rape.. what up with that?

I can’t wait to hear what kind of stuff Scooter writes about from his prison cell . . . Should be hot.

Worst Bulletin Board Ever :: WW II as online game

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
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Conspiracy Theory Of The Day: Spiderman is a Satanist!

See also: Jesus-Is-Savior.com (trust me, it’s fucking bizarre)

How to build a Time Machine

Hurricane? No problem! Just call Jani King!

Dane fights for state-funded sex


A disabled Danish man is fighting for the state to pay for him to have a prostitute visit him at home.

Torben Hansen, who has cerebral palsy, which severely affects his speech and mobility, believes his local authority should pay the extra charge he incurs when he hires a sex worker – because his disability means he cannot go to see them. His case is currently being considered.
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“Got Heroin?”

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