SPAM email of the day – from good ol’ Birdbath

How do these SPAMMERS know that in addition to having a tiny penis and suffering from Erectyle Dysfunction, I am also desperately in need of some bird baths?!  Eerie.  I feel like I’m being watched…

Other senders so far have included:

Wind Chimes
Litter Box
Flea Control Options
Closet Organizers
Undewear
Wigs
Strong Steel Building
Wheelchair Van
Portable Toilets