Oskar pretending he’s on the phone with my dad. Conversation follows:

“Wyatt peed on Jacque’s couch.”
“That’s princess Fiona.”
“I don’t see any cows.”
“You can’t watch Iron Man 3, it’s scary.”
“There’s a holy big truck.”
“I’m not  monster. This is baby Oskar (points to face).”

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