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Didn’t notice the 1-yr-old washing her hands in the cat food dish cause I was busy trying to extract a rock from the 3-yr-old’s ear. #parentingbadly

April 25, 2012 by silentmouth
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Daily nutrition advice from Oskar: “We can’t eat money, that will get stuck in our throats and we’ll throw up.” #Truth

April 22, 2012 by silentmouth
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Oskar informs me that “We don’t want to eat fire. That will burn our tongues.” #Wisdom

April 21, 2012 by silentmouth
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Oskar grabs my Coke & takes a drink. Me: “Hey, what’re you doin?” Oskar: “I’m sharing!”

April 5, 2012 by silentmouth
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How to play baseball – lesson 1

April 5, 2012 by silentmouth

via youtube.com 3-year-old Oskar demonstrates the game of baseball, as he sees it. (It primarily involves bonking oneself in the head repeatedly, collapsing to the ground, pushing some imaginary buttons, and then throwing the bat straight up in th…

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3-yr-old Oskar: “Dad, you be the bad scary cowboy, & I’ll be the bad scary knight.” @preschoolgems

April 5, 2012 by silentmouth
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Oskar exclaims: “No! I’m a real person!!”

March 17, 2012 by silentmouth
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3-yr-old Oskar sees this picture & says, “Oh, that’s a bad guy. He can’t listen. He’s evil.” (Not making this up.) LOL <3

March 5, 2012 by silentmouth
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@preschoolgems Oskar: “Branches hurt ghosts, monsters, and giants. They’re Halloween branches – Halloween branches can’t have leaves.”

March 4, 2012 by silentmouth
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Oskar: “I almost fell off the bed & broke my arms & legs & head & nose & ears. That would be horrible.” @preschoolgems

March 3, 2012 by silentmouth
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