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Oskar says: “I wanna go in mommy’s tummy again.” Umm…

March 25, 2013 by silentmouth
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Oskar quotes of the day

March 25, 2013 by silentmouth

“Dad, when I was little I just ate WAY too much food then I just grew up really really fast. Right?””I LOVE that toothpaste. Remember I used to use that before I was born?”

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Oskar’s new excuse: “The dog took it out.” Me: “That’s not possible.” Oskar: “The dog turned into a human then took it out.”

March 20, 2013 by silentmouth
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Oskar says: “It’s chicken soup. It’s for chickens to eat.”

March 19, 2013 by silentmouth
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Oskar says “Dad if you yell in someone’s nose it’ll bleed.” #fact

March 5, 2013 by silentmouth
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Alien in Pajamas. (My son, ladies and gentlemen…)

March 4, 2013 by silentmouth
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Oskar’s putting lemon juice in his yogurt. “Dad, remember really sour juice can make you turn into a bear?”

March 2, 2013 by silentmouth
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Oskar’s latest JibJab : X-Ray Skull Zombie Party

March 1, 2013 by silentmouth

How this came about… Oskar wanted to know why there are these bumps on his wrists, so I showed him pictures of wrist bones. He wanted to use the skeleton hands for faces (???) — this was… beyond surreal. Then he decided to just do X-Ray heads…

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“Dad, you’re the bear who breaks phones & I’m the vampire who breaks electricity.”

February 24, 2013 by silentmouth
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Oskar: “Dad I’m a vampire who doesn’t wear shoes or socks or boots.” #TheHorror

February 24, 2013 by silentmouth
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