March 3, 2013
Christianity
March 3, 2013
Yoda for Pope!!
February 23, 2013
JC Explains It All For You
[ thanks to: www.facebook.com/ReligionVsLogic ]
February 17, 2013
Words of Divine Wisdom from @TheTweetOfGod
Every single word in the Bible is true. It’s only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
I used to think I didn’t have a “hobby”, but come to think of it I guess fucking your shit up counts.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Real nice planet you got there, humanity. Sure would be a shame if something were to happen to it. [Pause.] So, see you in church Sunday?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Today, be sure to tell your Old Testament wife she was worth tending her father’s flocks for seven years to buy ownership rights to.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 14, 2013
The lesson of “Green Eggs and Ham” is that your life will improve once you accept strange food from a stalker.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 12, 2013
Fuck it, I’m resigning too.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 11, 2013
Good stuff. : ) https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod
February 3, 2013
“Dad, why did God make people?…”
January 31, 2013
So about that talking snake…
(Yes, I realize it’s just an allegory. But then why take it so bloody seriously?…)
January 26, 2013
“It sure must be easy to pass a test when ‘God did it’ is the answer to every question…
10 Interesting Lessons from Creationist-Inspired School Books
Wow.
August 25, 2012
My favorite Bible story finally illustrated for children! #ReligionIsFun
http://mobile.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Kings+2%3A23-24&version=NIV;KJV
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