This makes me really happy and really sad at the same time…
Stands to reason.
It also pisses me off that they don’t teach my alternative theory for gravity, which is that our souls are metallic and magnetic demons living just below the earth’s crust are trying to suck out our souls and this is why we don’t float into the Sun. This theory has YET TO BE DISPROVEN.
I’m going to write an angry letter to the School Board, City Council, and to my Senator.
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