food

April 21, 2015

5 foods you’ve been eating completely wrong

https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/videos/1581606618746265/

March 19, 2013

Are “Kosher” & “gluten free” really a selling point for guacamole? Seems akin to a loaf of bread that says “contains no avocados or pork products!”

January 5, 2013

Kids lunch today = peanut butter & chocolate sandwiches. #BestDadEver #lazy

September 29, 2012

New favorite food

Oskar says: “Daddy, don’t eat all of those almonds or you will get sick.”

September 20, 2012

So if I just buy 52 boxes of Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts now, that should last me through the year… Well, better make it 100.

September 14, 2012

Cereal eaters pro tip: put some flavored coffee creamer in that shit. You won’t be sorry. #PoorMansCuisine

September 5, 2012

In case you were wondering, egg noodles with Famous Dave’s BBQ sauce & cherry tomatoes kicks spaghetti’s ass. #PoorMansCuisine

July 1, 2012

Mmmmmm, spicy chicken bites – my favorite beverage! Refreshing.

May 28, 2012

Drinking some “cran-apple” juice & it occurs to me that it really should be called “crapple” juice. (But I’m guessing that didn’t poll well in focus groups.)

May 20, 2012

Cannibal Confections : Life-Sized Chocolate Skulls.

I want to buy one, but I have a rule that I never spend over $200 on a chocolate skull.

http://fab.com/sale/6133/

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