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5 foods you’ve been eating completely wrong

April 21, 2015 by silentmouth

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Are “Kosher” & “gluten free” really a selling point for guacamole? Seems akin to a loaf of bread that says “contains no avocados or pork products!”

March 19, 2013 by silentmouth
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Kids lunch today = peanut butter & chocolate sandwiches. #BestDadEver #lazy

January 5, 2013 by silentmouth
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New favorite food

September 29, 2012 by silentmouth

Oskar says: “Daddy, don’t eat all of those almonds or you will get sick.”

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So if I just buy 52 boxes of Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts now, that should last me through the year… Well, better make it 100.

September 20, 2012 by silentmouth
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Cereal eaters pro tip: put some flavored coffee creamer in that shit. You won’t be sorry. #PoorMansCuisine

September 14, 2012 by silentmouth
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In case you were wondering, egg noodles with Famous Dave’s BBQ sauce & cherry tomatoes kicks spaghetti’s ass. #PoorMansCuisine

September 5, 2012 by silentmouth
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Mmmmmm, spicy chicken bites – my favorite beverage! Refreshing.

July 1, 2012 by silentmouth
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Drinking some “cran-apple” juice & it occurs to me that it really should be called “crapple” juice. (But I’m guessing that didn’t poll well in focus groups.)

May 28, 2012 by silentmouth
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Cannibal Confections : Life-Sized Chocolate Skulls.

May 20, 2012 by silentmouth

I want to buy one, but I have a rule that I never spend over $200 on a chocolate skull. http://fab.com/sale/6133/

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