This one is demonstrably false, but I respect that. This fortune cookie has guts. March 17, 2013 by silentmouth
Still quite possibly my favorite fortune cookie of all time: “Seek advice from an octogenarian.” March 17, 2013 by silentmouth
This was intended for my wife Kari but I’m pretty sure Fate messed up & it was supposed to go to me… May 8, 2012 by silentmouth
Well, I guess it’s better than “Seek advice from a cookie.” Unless the senility has set in… January 24, 2011 by silentmouth