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God Hates Bunnies
I feel like I need to buy these for someone but can’t decide who…
8 Classic Movies That Got Away With Gaping Plot Holes
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Yoda for Pope!!
Oskar’s latest JibJab : X-Ray Skull Zombie Party
How this came about… Oskar wanted to know why there are these bumps on his wrists, so I showed him pictures of wrist bones. He wanted to use the skeleton hands for faces (???) — this was… beyond surreal. Then he decided to just do X-Ray heads instead of hands. <3
(But now it’s not even funny, just creepy… Haha. Oh well.)
Yawn.
Words of Divine Wisdom from @TheTweetOfGod
Every single word in the Bible is true. It’s only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
I used to think I didn’t have a “hobby”, but come to think of it I guess fucking your shit up counts.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Real nice planet you got there, humanity. Sure would be a shame if something were to happen to it. [Pause.] So, see you in church Sunday?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Today, be sure to tell your Old Testament wife she was worth tending her father’s flocks for seven years to buy ownership rights to.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 14, 2013
The lesson of “Green Eggs and Ham” is that your life will improve once you accept strange food from a stalker.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 12, 2013
Fuck it, I’m resigning too.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 11, 2013
Good stuff. : ) https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod