June 21, 2012So Oskar wants to sleep in flip flops but lying on his back makes them fall off & he screams & bawls as though you had murdered his puppy.
June 15, 2012OH: kids outside: “I found a lady bug! Kill it! Kill it! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!” #LordOfTheFliesInMyBackyard
May 20, 2012Olive hits keys and makes random stuff happen on the computer. In this case, inverted colors. (Yesterday she put the laptop to sleep with the AppleTV remote…) (Who uses this????)
May 19, 2012Told Oskar his sister @AbbeyGeffre is getting her hair dyed. “Her hair died? Is her hair dying?!” (Very concerned. : )
May 13, 2012Kids are at the age where the 1-yr-old does everything the 3-yr-old does. #EquallyHilariousAndTerrifying
April 25, 2012Didn’t notice the 1-yr-old washing her hands in the cat food dish cause I was busy trying to extract a rock from the 3-yr-old’s ear. #parentingbadly
April 22, 2012Just overheard a mom reassuring her child: “There’s nothing to be afraid of, it’s just a mirror, it’s not real. It’s not like Snow White.”