November 17, 2012Oskar points to his forehead. “Dad, look, it’s an ‘N’!” Me: “Why did you draw an ‘N’ on your forehead?” Oskar: “Just like Harry Potter!”
November 17, 2012Oskar kept attacking me & saying he’s a “scary black accordion with a sharp stinger!” (Eventually figured out he meant “scorpion.” : )
November 2, 2012Oskar says: “When Bruce Banner gets out of his car, he turns into the Hulk at night when there’s thunder.” #CauseAndEffect
October 30, 2012Oskar says: “Dad, if you rip your brain out, that’s inappropriated.” @preschoolgems #MyKidIsAwesome
October 11, 2012Entering Target store: “Mom, they have Air Heads & Rollups and lipstick!!” SO EXCITED
October 7, 2012Me: “Oskar, stop throwing your toys.” Oskar: “I’m just throwing toys at the zombies that are in my room.”
October 6, 2012Oskar says: “Dad, can we get one of those black picture frames so I can see my skeleton?”
