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Some Oskar quotes from the past year

January 8, 2016January 8, 2014 by silentmouth

My son Oskar is 5, he’ll turn 6 in a few months. These are some quotes from the past year or so that I wrote down but never shared… : ) “If there was only one guy left, and then he started getting old and sick, and then he died … There would be no … Read more

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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?” — Steven Wright

November 8, 2012 by silentmouth
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BRILLIANT: KimKierkegaardashian : The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.

October 16, 2012 by silentmouth

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard

Categories Uncategorized Tags aphorisms, culture, funny, philosophy, quotes, Twitter Leave a comment

“Conservatives believe that the rich will work harder if we give them more, but the poor…”

September 26, 2012 by silentmouth

I’ve tried to make this point SO MANY TIMES with people but I’ve never been able to articulate it quite so simply and succinctly.

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“Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.” — @adamdanyal

April 16, 2012 by silentmouth
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