December 26, 2011The headless children aren’t as creepy as the headless children wearing animal hats.
December 11, 2011Go ahead, blow something up. You know you want to. Old Spice : Devastating Explosions
November 29, 2011They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. You know what else keeps the doctor away? Doctor Repellent. #SorryI’mTired
November 26, 2011I didn’t even know I loved goats until Facebook made me aware of it. It’s eerie how they know me better than I know myself…
November 17, 2011The best gum is made by rams. Little known fact. Hate having to constantly update my gum’s operating system, though.
