religion
The story of Passover… (SPOILER ALERT!)
Yoda for Pope!!
Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth… LOL
JC Explains It All For You
Conventional logic vs religious logic
Can you PROVE that you exist? Can you PROVE that you have a mind? Can you PROVE I’m not a unicorn?…
[ source: Iranian atheist/agnostic movement on Facebook ]Words of Divine Wisdom from @TheTweetOfGod
Every single word in the Bible is true. It’s only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013
I used to think I didn’t have a “hobby”, but come to think of it I guess fucking your shit up counts.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Real nice planet you got there, humanity. Sure would be a shame if something were to happen to it. [Pause.] So, see you in church Sunday?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Today, be sure to tell your Old Testament wife she was worth tending her father’s flocks for seven years to buy ownership rights to.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 14, 2013
The lesson of “Green Eggs and Ham” is that your life will improve once you accept strange food from a stalker.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 12, 2013
Fuck it, I’m resigning too.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 11, 2013
Good stuff. : ) https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod
Stands to reason.