Not just SPAM, but COMPLETELY FUCKING POINTLESS SPAM

An email I received today, from one “Jennefer Pearlene,” reads as follows:

“
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“

Subject line: “DONT PAY THOUSAND FOR SAME SOFTWARE, WE SELL AT ONLY $15-60 FOR ALL SOFTWARES leader”

SPAM, certainly; but here’s the really odd part: THERE’S NOTHING TO BUY. There is NO link to a web site. Nothing. The text printed above is the entirety of the message. (?????)

(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn’t I.)