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Year: 2005

Ask the Holy Spirit — He’s got His own blog! (or She . . .)

November 26, 2005 by silentmouth

The Christian Prophet

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Too disturbing to be funny . . .

November 21, 2005 by silentmouth

(.avi file, 9.1MB){ Thanks to Electronic Cowboy for the find, and for re-encoding the video }(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn’t I.)

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Swearing Competition

November 20, 2005 by silentmouth

{ thanks to joe for this find }

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Thai Tourists Warned Of Sedative-Spitting Transvestites

November 15, 2005 by silentmouth

local6.com – News – Thai Tourists Warned Of Sedative-Spitting Transvestites “BANGKOK, Thailand — Thai police are warning tourists of a new scam.Members of a Thai transvestite gang have confessed to hiding strong sedatives in their mouths and spit…

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The look of Evil

November 15, 2005 by silentmouth

I always thought I was the only person who noticed this, but the soulless automaton known as Paris Hilton actually has no facial expression. Watch and be amazed. -Joe

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On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

November 15, 2005 by silentmouth

“. . . Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequ…

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Get your own Budweiser email address!

November 14, 2005 by silentmouth

(Come on, all the cool kids are doing it . . .)

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The Military Applications of Silly String

November 14, 2005 by silentmouth

An actual email:”Hello sir,I just have a quick question. I’m a former Marine I in Afghanistan. Silly string has served me well in Combat especially in looking for I.A.Ds., simply put, booby traps. When you spray the silly sting in dark areas, espe…

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Bar Code Jesus

November 13, 2005 by silentmouth
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Conspiracy theory of the day: Bush is a shape-shifting vampire

November 12, 2005 by silentmouth

“Racism, rather than concerns about sovereignty, propelled the very first settlers into the Washington region. In 1844, George W. Bush, a man of African-American ancestry was among early pioneers to Oregon Country. After learning the Oregon Provis…

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