I ate the stick but it tasted like wood to me… #FalseAdvertising #grammar December 31, 2011 by silentmouth
Oskar: “I’m gonna take 2 toys to bed: my hammer, & my microphone. I’m gonna eat lunch pretty soon.” #KidsAreFunnyInsanePeople December 30, 2011 by silentmouth
Serious question: instead of building this #tarsands pipeline, why not just build a refinery in North Dakota?? December 30, 2011 by silentmouth
The placement of the hose on these nebulizer penguins is unfortunate… December 30, 2011 by silentmouth
The headless children aren’t as creepy as the headless children wearing animal hats. December 26, 2011 by silentmouth
3-yr-old Oskar opens the fridge & says “Nope – no gargoyles in here.” (He’s been watching Ghostbusters.) : ) December 25, 2011 by silentmouth
According to this email I just received from someone named “Jemima,” I can have “pleasance” 4 times a night! Haha. #SPAMamusesme December 24, 2011 by silentmouth