December 30, 2011Oskar: “I’m gonna take 2 toys to bed: my hammer, & my microphone. I’m gonna eat lunch pretty soon.” #KidsAreFunnyInsanePeople
December 30, 2011Serious question: instead of building this #tarsands pipeline, why not just build a refinery in North Dakota??
December 26, 2011The headless children aren’t as creepy as the headless children wearing animal hats.
December 25, 20113-yr-old Oskar opens the fridge & says “Nope – no gargoyles in here.” (He’s been watching Ghostbusters.) : )
December 24, 2011According to this email I just received from someone named “Jemima,” I can have “pleasance” 4 times a night! Haha. #SPAMamusesme