And yet more COMPLETELY FUCKING POINTLESS BLOODY SPAM

Subject line: “XP PRO, OFFICE 2003 AND ALL AT ONLY $12-60 EACH, WE GIVE U LICENSE black”

Body of email:

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(I’d really like to buy this software, but, alas, there is NO FUCKING LINK OF ANY KIND TO CLICK ON.)

(But, then, I should really just shut my bloody trap. Shouldn’t I.)