Residents of Bellingham, WA (the jewel of Whatcom County), have started a Facebook group protesting the hordes of dirty, filthy foreigners clogging up their local Costco and taking all the parking spots. They want Costco to institute certain hours when only American-born members are allowed to impulse-purchase pallets of baby corns and discount fruit dehydrators. But…it’s not the kind of crazy xenophobia you’re used to. These outraged Americans are sick and tired of Canadians riding their mooses across the border and taking all the
jobs frozen pot stickers. O Canada, how could you!?