WMD

“Oh, that part about WMD? Yeah, I just made that up, sorry. We’re still cool, right?”

http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/feb/15/defector-admits-wmd-lies-iraq-war?c…

But, but… it’s impossible. How could this be? We KNOW they had mobile bio/chemical weapons labs — we had cartoon drawings of them! Whatta we gotta do to make you believe, animate them?!

Don’t believe me? Just ask “Curveball.” I mean, if you can’t trust Curveball, who CAN you trust? Hahahahahahaha.

*vomits*