religion

March 23, 2013

Guy creates rainbow-painted LGBT Equality House in front of Westboro Baptist Church. #awesome

March 3, 2013

The story of Passover… (SPOILER ALERT!)

[ source: The Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science ]

March 3, 2013

Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth… LOL

[ source: Iranian Atheist/Agnostic Movement on Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/pages/Iranian-atheistagnostic-movement/244970388917322?id=244970388917322&_rdr ]

February 23, 2013

JC Explains It All For You

[ thanks to: www.facebook.com/ReligionVsLogic ]

February 17, 2013

Conventional logic vs religious logic

Yeah pretty much. “Prove” is of course reduced to absurdity, too — it’s pretty easy to “prove” you don’t have a baseball, unless your standard of proof is that you can’t trust your own senses, experiences, or reason. Meaning: nothing is true, and/or everything is true. So complete intellectual anarchy/nihilism. Ummm, nice argument, theists. LOL

Can you PROVE that you exist? Can you PROVE that you have a mind? Can you PROVE I’m not a unicorn?…

[ source: Iranian atheist/agnostic movement on Facebook ]

February 17, 2013

Words of Divine Wisdom from @TheTweetOfGod

Every single word in the Bible is true. It’s only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013

Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 16, 2013

I used to think I didn’t have a “hobby”, but come to think of it I guess fucking your shit up counts.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013

Real nice planet you got there, humanity. Sure would be a shame if something were to happen to it. [Pause.] So, see you in church Sunday?

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013

Today, be sure to tell your Old Testament wife she was worth tending her father’s flocks for seven years to buy ownership rights to.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 14, 2013

The lesson of “Green Eggs and Ham” is that your life will improve once you accept strange food from a stalker.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 12, 2013

Fuck it, I’m resigning too.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 11, 2013

Good stuff. : ) https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod

February 16, 2013

Stands to reason.

Stands to reason.

It also pisses me off that they don’t teach my alternative theory for gravity, which is that our souls are metallic and magnetic demons living just below the earth’s crust are trying to suck out our souls and this is why we don’t float into the Sun. This theory has YET TO BE DISPROVEN.

I’m going to write an angry letter to the School Board, City Council, and to my Senator.

February 3, 2013