Archive For 2012
Audio: “Gazoons.” (It’s gonna be a long car ride home…”
Costco Customers Call for ‘Americans Only’ Hours #FunnyStuff
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Residents of Bellingham, WA (the jewel of Whatcom County), have started a Facebook group protesting the hordes of dirty, filthy foreigners clogging up their local Costco and taking all the parking spots. They want Costco to institute certain hours when only American-born members are allowed to impulse-purchase pallets of baby corns and discount fruit dehydrators. But…it’s not the kind of crazy xenophobia you’re used to. These outraged Americans are sick and tired of Canadians riding their mooses across the border and taking all the jobs frozen pot stickers. O Canada, how could you!?
Sesame Street: Conversations with Bert: Andy Samberg, Part 1
If you want a good laugh, read Christian apologists try to explain who Cain’s wife was.
http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aig/aig-c004.html
(Short version: He didn’t necessarily marry his mom, so it’s no problem. Adam lived to be 930 years old and they had lots of children [33 sons & 23 daughters] so Cain either married a sister or a niece [not clear how the niece thing helps since the niece would have been the product of a brother and sister marriage], but that was ok then and it’s only later because of genetic defects caused by sin and God’s curse that incest is now problematic.)
QED
Whew! So relieved I don’t have to believe that we are descended from ape people. Gross.