July 3, 2011
SPAM: “Holiday Special.” How patriotic.
I just feel like signing “God Bless America”…
Other senders so far have included:
Wind Chimes
Litter Box
Flea Control Options
Closet Organizers
Undewear
Wigs
Strong Steel Building
Wheelchair Van
Portable Toilets
Wait – how did he know I’ve been searching for wig sites?… Hey, Wigs – that’s private!
Do I know someone named Wheelchair Van?… What was the name of that old friend from college… Phillip?…