October 22, 2011Glad they included the “clown” label – I wasn’t sure if it was a clown, a soldier, or a priest…
October 20, 2011Crazy SPAM email of the day: from “Magic Wand”; Subject Line: “Find your magic wand here.” #wtf #euphemism?
September 24, 2011Now I’m a patriot! (Wonder if the landlord would mind if I replaced it with an Armenian flag, or a pirate flag… #moving
September 19, 2011Baby crying in Walmart sounds like a cat having intercourse against its will. I fear if I look it’s going to be the Eraserhead baby…
September 16, 2011“Dear Diary: My wife is sleep-walking and thinks her hands are covered in blood again. I keep seeing this ghost. Need a vacation…”
August 23, 2011I guess there really is a magazine for everything. I should really subscribe to “Gout Today” & “Leg Cramp Monthly” as well.
August 14, 2011Just saw some Siamese twins. Actually more like a 2-headed girl. Fascinating, hard not to stare.
July 14, 2011I wish Jim Morrison were alive to see this – I know his greatest wish was to be immortalized as a “Wacky Wobbler.”
