Oskar wakes up this morning and says “Let’s go see the gorilla in the kitchen.” (??) #kidsarefunnyinsanepeople August 3, 2011 by silentmouth “The gorilla in the kitchen fell down.” So we go out to the kitchen. “Oh, the gorilla’s not here. The gorilla’s in the water.” Ok… I asked him if he had a dream about a gorilla but he says no.