August 3, 2011
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August 3, 2011
Oskar wakes up this morning and says “Let’s go see the gorilla in the kitchen.” (??) #kidsarefunnyinsanepeople
“The gorilla in the kitchen fell down.”
So we go out to the kitchen. “Oh, the gorilla’s not here. The gorilla’s in the water.”
Ok…
I asked him if he had a dream about a gorilla but he says no.
July 29, 2011
Oskar: “The monsters are in my eyes.” (???)
July 20, 2011
Oskar pretending he’s on the phone with my dad. Conversation follows:
“Wyatt peed on Jacque’s couch.”
“That’s princess Fiona.”
“I don’t see any cows.”
“You can’t watch Iron Man 3, it’s scary.”
“There’s a holy big truck.”
“I’m not monster. This is baby Oskar (points to face).”
“I don’t see any cows.”
“You can’t watch Iron Man 3, it’s scary.”
“There’s a holy big truck.”
“I’m not monster. This is baby Oskar (points to face).”